If you're going to play
you've got to know the rules, so here they are....
The Official
Rules of Strip Poker
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Don't play with yourself!
- As much as you may need to spice up that solo workout that you
are so used to, you don't w ant
to play strip poker alone - that's just weird. Also, it's one
thing to get caught doing some 'hand to gland combat' on
your own. It's quite another to be caught with a King/Jack
off-suit in your hand, perched on a felt table wearing nothing but
a green
visor. You may not ever be able to live that one down. And
forget about it if your little escapade lands on YouTube!
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Make sure SHE's hotter than you! -
 If
you're lucky enough to actually have someone to play strip poker
with, you might
as well not end up really 'losing' if
you actually win the game. You
want it to be worth it don't you? Fat
rolls and hairy shoulders are not what we're going for here.
Strip poker is supposed to be fun, not disgusting. So leave
Big Bertha at the bar. You can be gross, but make sure she's
at least hotter than your average bar girl.
-
Overdress for
the Occasion! - I'm talking 3 pairs
of underwear, socks, watches, rings, whatever you can find. You
definitely don't want to lose all your clothes before she does.
You'll have nothing but that ball of lint in your belly button to
bargain with. D'you honestly think she's gonna trade her holy of
holies to see the inside of your crusty belly button? Nah,
didn't think so.
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Make up the rules as you Go. - Okay, you're at
the point where you are playing strip poker with a hot babe. There's bound to be some alcohol involved.
What's that mean for you? Her short-term memory is
probably slightly impaired. You don't want her
totally trashed, that's not cool, but her inhibitions may be a bit
lax and that's fun for both of you.
So basically if you say anything with enough
conviction she'll likely go along with
it. That means wild cards can change, four-flushes count,
suddenly Jacks and Queens out-rank Kings and Aces. Seriously
it works, but keep it fun, not creepy!
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Accelerate the game gradually, but do Accelerate it.
- Dudes, listen to me. You may want to jump out of
your clothes and get her out of hers as quickly as possible.
But if you want to have the MOST fun, you'll gauge her comfort
levels as you move the game forward. There's nothing more
frustrating than starting a game of strip poker and having it end
abruptly right before those glorious curves make their
appearance. So you want to go slowly at first so she doesn't
sense how desperately horny you actually are. That being said, you
do need to keep the game moving forward so it doesn't fall flat...
Usually a compromise on your part (I'll take off two if you take
off just one, etc.) will keep things moving in the right
direction. If you've followed rule #3 then you won't have to
worry about losing more than you can afford.... .
Now, I know guys that play strip poker every weekend. And
they swear by these rules... Trust me, if you can get a girl to the
point of even considering playing strip poker with you, she's more
than just a little bit hot for you. Maybe they just want
some meaningless fun, woohoo! But you could meet a cool
girl and get all the uncomfortable crap outta the way first.
Strip poker is definitely a great way to get the ladies to that next
level without a lot of fuss.
If you're at all
like I was a couple of years back, you never even played strip
poker, let alone had any half-naked hot babes in your apartment. But you are
missing out on something that's NOT as far from your grasp as you
might believe. There are some very
specific strategies that
I've learned to help me and my friends get to the point where girls
not only play strip poker with us, they are the ones suggesting it!
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-
5 common, easy-to-spot, body language cues that tell you
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How to exude the
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The best way to
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her see you as a potential sex partner, rather than just
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How to get a girl or group of girls to play strip poker with
you and a friend, or
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